Scottie doesn't know

that besides making climbing movies he also makes very informative instructional videos on how to tie a tie! Let me explain:

It's Monday night. Wednesday is the first day of school. Tomorrow is parent's "back-to-school day" (yeah, before school actually even starts. pretty weird). I figure it's probably important that I look professional and do everything in my power not to look like a 13-year-old. It's time to pull out one of the ties I brought down and put it to use. Unfortunately, as most you know, I don't know how to tie a tie, never having had to wear one on a regular basis. So, praying the internet will save me, I do a quick google search and come up with this: http://www.tie-a-tie.net/windsor.html.

Yeah, not only is it a website completely devoted to ties, but the dude in the instructional video looks a lot like a less-strong and more-toolish Scottie Alexander. Somebody (palmy?) please show this to Scottie. He even sounds sort of like Scottie. Scottie, can you please own up to your humble videography beginnings in the instructional formalware genre?

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